I don't get..

Why someone I don't know sends an e-mail to himself, and it ends up on my e-mail.

Like seriously, is this Yahoo!fail?

Pero medyo natuwa ako rito kaya I shall post. XD Apparently these lines were sent to Washington Post. Competition of making the sweetest first lines, to be followed by their total opposites...

I see your face when I am dreaming. 
That's why I always wake up screaming. 


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; 
This describes everything you are not. 


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 
But I only slept with you because I was pissed. 


I thought that I could love no other -- 
that is until I met your brother. 


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 


I want to feel your sweet embrace; 
But don't take that paper bag off your face. 


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....... 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 


My love, you take my breath away. 
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 


My feelings for you no words can tell, 
Except for maybe "Go to hell." 


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
Marrying you screwed up my life. 

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
Two parts vodka, one part lime.